Sentara cut hospital‑onset MRSA bacteremia about 45%. Ten thousand simulated hospitals where nothing changed at all — and the size of drop each one posted anyway.
Sentara’s result is real, and the interesting part of it is not the model. They embedded an MRSA risk score in Epic and then rewrote what a nurse does when it fires — decolonization and line care moved earlier because somebody changed the flowsheet. That is the expensive half, and it is the half nobody publishes.
It is also a large multi-hospital system, which turns out to matter more than anything else on this page. Here is the same 45% drop, generated by nothing.
Every dot is a hospital that did nothing. The red ones would have written a press release.
The slider is not arbitrary. This is the real distribution of predicted MRSA bacteremias across the 1,728 US hospitals CMS gave a public score to — the denominator that decides whether your quality improvement work is measurable at all. The median is 3.6 predicted cases for the entire year.
Find your denominator before you buy the model. Pull last year’s NHSN MRSA bacteremia report for your facility and read one number: predicted cases. If it is under three, no infection-prevention intervention you deploy this year will produce a result you can defend — not because it will not work, but because a single case in either direction will swamp it. That is an argument for pooling across your system before you measure, not for skipping the work.
And if a vendor shows you a percentage drop with no denominator attached, ask for the raw counts. “45%” from 20 to 11 is a program. “45%” from 2 to 1 is a Tuesday.
The simulation also cannot tell you anything about whether the intervention was worth doing. A hospital with two predicted cases a year still has patients who get MRSA bacteremia, and decolonization and line care still work on them. It only tells you that the measurement will not know.
The companion explorer plots all 1,728 hospitals against their own denominators with exact Poisson control limits — and shows that only 9.5% of American hospitals are statistically distinguishable from the benchmark at all.